Microsoft Songsmith

I refuse to allow this, my first post, to be saturated with seriousocity. I dislike stuffy addresses of introduction, and will allow this blog to unfold itself naturally without being forced too much as it develops. Therefore, let us please tune in our first analysis of lyrical content to the matter an aging Microsoft commercial uberjingle.

This video advertises a magnificently exaggerated piece of music production software titled Microsoft Songsmith, and it contains some real lyrical gems. Please consider the following exemplary:

Well I used to struggle in the dark

but now no more

with glow in the dark towels

the towels light the way

If lyrical analysis is a hunger, and lyrics are food, then this song is completely Bertie Botts.